COMMENTARY
MARCH 11, 2020
THE BROKEN CLOCK HAS STRUCK TWICE ALREADY THIS YEAR. THE BLIND SQUIRRELS ARE STUMBLING ON SOME WINTER FORAGE. IN BACK TO BACK WEEKS, BLT HAS BEATEN THE CHEATERS. APPARENTLY, NOT ENOUGH CHEATING HAS BEEN DONE AND THAT NEEDS TO CHANGE ASAP.
WITH FOUR WEEKS LEFT, WE HAVE A GOOD OLD FASHION CLUSTER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STANDINGS. SECOND PLACE IS ANYONE'S GAME. I WOULD RECOMMEND SOME EXTRA PRACTICE FOR SOME OF YOU (COUGH, COUGH DAVE LOEPKE).
THE SEARCH IS OVER EVERYONE. IT WOULD APPEAR THAT LIPS KEMP AND MIKE HOLLAND HAVE BOTH FOUND THEIR DART GAMES. IT WAS AN EXHAUSTIVE SEARCH OVER TWO SEASONS, BUT WE CAN REST EASY NOW.
FEBRUARY 26, 2020
ANOTHER EXCITING WEEK IN THE BOOKS. IT IS MUCH TOO EARLY TO BE WATCHING THE STANDINGS, BUT NEVERTHELESS, IT IS GOOD TO SEE A TIGHT GROUP FIGHTING OVER THAT HOME BOARD ADVANTAGE IN THE FIRST ROUND OF THE PLAYOFFS.
THIS SEGMENT OF THE FSACDARTS.COM COMMENTARY IS CALLED 'FUN WITH NUMBERS'. IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THE LEAGUE LEADER PAGE (WHICH I KNOW ALL OF YOU KNOW EXISTS) YOU WILL SEE THAT TEAM MVP IS DETERMINED BY WHAT IS CALLED AN S.S.P.R.E AVERAGE. YOU MIGHT BE ASKING YOURSELF, "WHAT IS THAT?" GOOD QUESTION. S.S.P.R.E. AVERAGE IS A SYSTEM THAT ALLOWS THE COMBINING OF CRICKET, 301, AND 501 STATS TO GIVE A PLAYER ONE OVERALL RANK, INSTEAD OF THREE SEPARATE ONES (MPR & PPD).
HERE IS HOW IT IS DETERMINED (GET YOUR CALCULATORS READY):
5(X01 Wins) + 20 (X01 6 Dart Outs) + 9 (X01 7 Dart Outs) + 8 (X01 8 Dart Outs) + 7 (X01 9 Dart Outs) + 3.5 (X01 4th Round Outs) + 2 (Low Tons) + 4 (High Tons) + 5 (X01 Hattricks) +.5 (Cricket Wins) + .25 (Assists) + 17 (Cricket 8 Dart Outs) + 17 (Cricket 9 Dart Outs) + 6.5 (Whitehorses) + 5.5 (9 Mark Rounds) + 4.5 (8 Mark Rounds) + 3.5 (7 Mark Rounds) + 2..5 (6 Mark Rounds) + 1.5 (5 Mark Rounds) + 2.5 (Cricket Hattricks)
DIVIDE ALL OF THAT BY THE TOTAL NUMBER OF GAMES PLAYED.
HAPPY CALCULATING EVERYONE!!! CHECK OUT THE LEAGUE LEADER PAGE AND WEEKLY LEAGUE INFOPAGE NOW!!!
FEBRUARY 24, 2020
I HOPE YOU ALL MISSED ME WHILE I WAS AWAY. I SURE DID MISS YOU. I PROMISE NOT TO VACATION AGAIN.
WHILE I WAS AWAY, MY TEAM CHEATED THEIR WAY TO VICTORY OF THE FIRST PLACE SUSHI TEAM. THIS IS JUST CONTINUING THE DOMINANCE WE HAVE OVER THEM IN THE REGULAR SEASON. SINCE WE STARTED CHEATING LAST YEAR, WE ARE NOW 3-0 AGAINST SUSHI IN REGULAR SEASON PLAY. WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS.
HANDICAPS HAVE NOW SWITCHED TO CURRENT SEASON STATS. HISTORY WILL STILL BE USED FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NOT PLAYED A GAME YET THIS SEASOIN.
FEBRUARY 13, 2020
IT WAS NICE TO SEE SUSHI TAKING IT EASY ON THE NEW TEAM THAT IS STILL LEARNING THE LEAGUE AND UNDERSTANDING THE STRATEGY. I HOPE EVERYONE WILL EXTEND SUCH A HELPING HAND TO THESE WONDERFUL NEW PEOPLE. THAT WAS SARCASM. THEY ONLY SHOWED A VERY RUDE WELCOME. DID YOU AT LEAST TAKE THE TIME TO SHOW THEM THE BOARD SET UP? GEEZ.
DAN SHOOP AT 7AM ON WEDNESDAY: "UPDATE THE WEBSITE"
WHY WOULD YOU WANT THIS DAN? THE SOONER I UPDATE THE WEBSITE, THE SOONER EVERYONE SEES YOUR SCORES. YOU DON'T WANT EVERYONE TO SEE YOUR SCORES. YOU CAN BLAME IT ON YOUR DARTS OR TIPS OR BEER OR WHATEVER YOU WANT, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT YOU JUST FLAT OUT STINK. IF I WASN'T ALREADY SHOPPING FOR A TRADE DEAL FOR ANGE, YOU'D BE UP ON THAT TRADE BLOCK.
LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST: RYAN GALVIN IS IN LAST PLACE AND I JUST THINK THAT'S SWELL.
FEBRUARY 5, 2020
STATS, STANDINGS, AND HANDICAPS HAVE BEEN UPDATED. CHECK OUT STATS HERE AND LEAGUE LEADERS HERE.
I, FOR ONE, THOUGHT THAT OPENING NIGHT WENT VERY WELL. I LOST, BUT THATS OK. I HAD FUN AND FUN WITH MY FRIENDS IS WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT. WITH THAT SAID, I WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT ANGELA JAROSKY IS ON THE TRADING BLOCK. SHE WAS INFORMED OF THIS AFTER COMPLAINING TOO MUCH. THIS IS A MONUMENTAL MOMENT IN LEAGUE HISTORY AS TRADES ARE NOT TECHNICALLY ALLOWED. SINCE I WANT SO BADLY TO HAVE HER REMOVED FROM MY TEAM, I AM WILLING TO MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR MYSELF. IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED, LET ME KNOW. ONLY SERIOUS OFFERS. THE LOWEST I WILL POSSIBLY ACCEPT IN A TRADE IS A HALF DRUNK CAN OF SODA.
JANUARY 30, 2020
WELCOME TO THE DAWNING OF A NEW SEASON!!!
I AM EXCITED TO ADD NEW TEAMS, PLAYERS, AND FANS TO THE FSAC DARTS FAMILY! LET'S ALL PLAY NICE AND SHOW THEM A WARM WELCOME.
THE SCHEDULE IS POSTED!!! FIND IT ON THE DOCUMENTS PAGE OR JUST CLICK HERE.
WE HAVE SIX TEAMS ONCE AGAIN. ALL TEAMS WILL BE PLAYING OUT OF COACH'S CORNER.